You’re under arrest for drunk sailing!”. “You call this deep? Happy new year! Then he whipped himself. Actually he is supposed to be Captain Bligh. I’m starved!” Hugo groaned. 3 stories. “Yes, we must flee Britain and its insufficient puritanical ways!” said the Reverend Lovejoy of that era. You sailed into someone else's tale of the sea. I mean Bliiiiiiiight!” said Admiral Chalmers. “Right that’s it! Bart: Hey, at least I'm not gay for skeleton Kearney. “And you’re too much of a spineless coward to try that!”. You’re choking him just the way his father used to...” Marge sighed longingly at a clasp with a photo of an evil looking Stuart era man with a moustache and Captain Hook wig strangling her son Bart. Hehehehe! When they finally surface they encounter the ghost of the Bounty. Suddenly. “Good, I’ll read it.” Captain Bligh looked through his telescope to Nelson Muntz as the admiral. “Hehehehe let’s not be hasty eh?”. “Oh cooool! “Oh we puritans for not allow any sort of drunkenness! That’s just typical! The seasons only get released on DVD a year at a time, so if you want the current season, number 26, on DVD, you're gonna have to wait another 9 years. And heh heh! said Mel. “Oh no! Bye bye.” said Chief Homer. “Thanks Flanders.” said Homer climbing to safety. “Just to get you wet, hmmmhmhmhmh!” He chuckles pervertedly. Keep it under your bonnet. Lisa: What about this swordfish? The rumba instructor was being eaten head first by a shark. I am Homer Zachariah Drinksalot’s sober brother, Gerald! More scene transitions and mandolin playing. “Because I’m allergic...”. Who’s Leroy Neiman? “Captain, there’s a message from Admiral Nelson. “Get back to work peasant!”. Comic book Guy came alone with his Charlie’s Angels dolls on a tiny couch. The survivors found themselves in a tall chimney stack they had to climb out off via a tall ladder. He is wanted for questioning why we call this the Jacobean era when our king is called James and not Jacob.” said Carl as a royal guard. “You come too Marge, you won’t want to miss this.” Moe led them down into the lower decks. Gimme!” Bart tried to take Ned’s flail whip from him but he whipped Bart. I hear edges!”. “The chef is currently having trouble with the entree!”. The couch gag is two hands assembling a puzzle of the Simpsons sat on the couch. “Ow! View production, box office, & company info. Paper towels...”. “Mutiny?! Why the hell was there tigers on a cruise liner?! Or colourful clothes or poems...” said Ned. Stories about maritime and boats. Putting unnecessary emphasis on whip. “Yes, welcome to maiden voyage of the Neptune. You’re hilarious joke of surrounding us with water that would probably kill us if we drank it...”, Gerald was desperately gulping down sea water. And the only cure is to do a little dance, make a little love and get down tonight!” It’s Poseidon Adventure but the ship is named after his Roman counterpart and it’s actually set in the 1970s. Gimme that!” Oscar took Ned’s whip and whipped him. “Marge I found a bathroom...” said Homer. “And where’s our crew?!”. I cannae do it man! “It says here, we should head upwards towards the hull!” She pointed out an inaccessible door high up where the new ceiling was now that the boat is upside down by the way. We’re being blown off course!” said Ned. Star World. I got so bored waiting for our food I’ve worked out where the wallpaper pattern repeats!” Homer groaned. “We have a suggestion box!” said Dolph patting a club menacingly. “Yes Lord Ugly Face.” The Giant stone face carver sighed. Now you can whip yourself if you have any wicked thoughts.” said Ned. Bart of that era and his school friends are the crew members hard at work packing things onto the ship and getting ready to set sail. “Captain! He’s praying!”. “Enjoy our luas, our lagoons and our ladies!”. I did it again!” Ned whipped himself again. !” said Milhouse. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. “We are the boat police! “What did you just call me? Or I’ll have you made into soup!” said Bligh. !” Crazy old Jewish man asked sarcastically. The Simpsons are sat hungry in the Frying Dutchman. Bligh screamed as he vanished under water. Jeremiah was eating a bird I assume was the albatross. Ow!” He whipped himself. “That’s enough toadying!” God bellowed and smithed him. I’ve unlocked level five!” said Oscar putting in cheats. We’re already engaged newbie! “I’ll show you where!” said Moe. “Yeah but someone still needs to swim in the water.” said Homer. “Hey at least I’m not gay with skeleton Kerney.” said Skeleton Bart. Dolph: Nice going, genius. I get a sense of power and authority whipping people and ordering them about! Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy are here people!” said Ernst Borgnine as Mermaid Man. He tugged at his collar and sweated. He saw the Simpsons glaring at him. Eh eh eh...”. The Wettest Stories Ever Told [The Boney crew appear as skeletons on their ship] Bart: Can ya give us directions to Tahiti? “I told you we should have lunged at them Cornelius!” said a tiger. “I am Jeremiah Wilber-forthcoming Drinksalot! [Camera pans out to reveal that Dolph's ribs cages are caught on Kearney's] Dolph: Our ribs got tangled 75 years ago, that's not gay. And they went in. There’s bound to be a booger or too in the mix.” said Bligh. “I just need some inspirational music!” His radio played a sad song. “I am dumping all your mail from home into the sea!” That’s even more mean... “And I can assure you there were cookies in there! Off you go now.” Homer shook hand with the children as they left and went on their ship. “Yeah sure... now who’s being naive...” said Sea Captain thinking he knew better that prostitution did come to America in 1620. Apparently they’re business rivals. “What the? So salty! You’ve sailed into someone else’s story!” Skeleton Dolph yelled. !” He said underwater some how. All the men whistle like they’re not interested in her. “This nothing like the recruiting brochure!” said Dolph. “Come on Bart!” The Simpsons took buckets and filled them with water from the flooded corridor and put out the fire in the burning one. The passed down the formerly burning corridor now without fire. No that wasn’t all his name, he just forgot after the first syllable and would just go “Ummmmmm....”. The natives help them to shore. “That’s all I needed to hear...” said Lovejoy angry with the Homer playing a guy called Gerald. Also they put him on bottles of spirits. Homer for example has an Afro. “Oscar no! “Thank you Lord for bringing us this generous rain and abundant lighting...” said Lovejoy. “Of course! “And we’re gonna remove all evidence of the previous regime. “I would have made them get the hexagonal key!” Oswald Spencer from Resident Evil ranted. Oscar your getting really annoying with that! The Simpsons were still waiting for their food. “Beer?! “Thought so...” said Selma. The ship that brought the first Christians to America.” said Marge. “Oh don’t stop! Must I do everything? You’re too kind.” said Captain Burns. The rupture let in water. You must be a registered user to use the IMDb rating plugin. It’s their nostril so yes they’d have snot in there. The Simpsons are at the Frying Dutchman but the food takes ages to arrive so they tell three nautical tales.In Lisa's version of the 'Mayflower' widow Marge,sailing to the New World with her children,is courted by dissidents Moe and Homer whilst Bart's take on 'Mutiny on the Bounty' features a tyrannical Captain Bligh,who looks like Seymour Skiner,cast adrift by his school boy crew. 3 of 6 people found this review helpful. “Hmmmm! “Ships wheel, anchor, Gilligan hat, fish with boobs, ships wheel and... hey Preston! Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. And Sideshow Mel lives!! Climb into my mouth!” he said to the cake. Not prostitutes!” Marge corrected Homer. More mandolin playing over the scene transition. “Ow! Comedy. Bart now in command of the Bounty steered it to Tahiti. “Oooooh I see you’re alone... no husband...”. You’re all gonna make it! Oh my god child labour! “What? I mean my natural hair!” He quickly put it back on again. For some reason the mutineers kicked him off the ship too. “Now remember Gerald, if you have a sonnet. “Cooooool!” said Bart rubbing his hands with glee. “Row row row your boat, gently down the stream...” they sing softer. “Oh there it is. Get off me you klutz!” Krusty yelled, only to find his own bisected legs sliced from him lying on him, “oooooooh! When’s our food getting here? The safest thing to do is resume all out normal activities...”, “Now where is that Rumba instructor?” Wiggum asked. “Well you’re the one who threw yourself off the ship because you wanted to drink!” Gerald ranted. In a round.” said Bligh. “Stupid Flandish...” said Gerald. “I’m looking for some action!”. Yes fire... “Could be burning oil narrator...” said Lisa. What am I saying?” said Moe. “Cooooool! !” Wig um asked. “Now time to count down to New year! “Shut up! As everyone applauded him when he arrived. (Dies laughing.). “Besides we went there once Oz, and you didn’t like it because it was all deep fried...” said Lisa. Jenkiiiiiiins!” Oscar yelled. “What the? Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. Want to share IMDb's rating on your own site? “Swim faster! Crazy old Jewish man grumbled and ranted. “Anyhoo, Imma let your in on a little secret. “Don’t come back!” said a man. Then Milhouse announced someone arriving who had the authority other than the Captain and the first mate to be in there. “Hey! Not that better...” said Sea Captain. “We’re saved! “You must not let that man marry Marge! “The nineteen seventies!” said Homer ominously. Acquaintance! Everyone was then praying as Lovejoy led the prayer. Can you believe it’s the irony!” He uh died from his hair being briefly on fire... “Oh my god! The world’s most unflippable luxury liner!” He winked. “Mom, I’m starting to think the Sea Captain is not coming back...” Lisa sighed. “Mention that craven restaurant again laddy and I’ll make you walk the plank!” Sea captain warned him. “And I’m hungry too!”, “Ooooooh! Suddenly someone knocked on the metal wall of the hull. “Hmmmph! Marge Contance Prudence Goodwife Havesexnot.” said Marge. Oof!”. Homer was dangling from a table and holding the cake on a platter. Then some of Bart’s school friends laughed at at Lord Ugly Face and made him cry. Get a sneak peek of the new version of this page. I don’t know where the madness and ignorance fits in Homer. “Then pour a little salt into the wounds.”. They danced vaguely Pacific island dancing, wore flower garlands and ate fruit and other nice things. “You shall come with us! Look at that hand holding! I'm so bored, I figured out where the wallpaper pattern repeats. “Of a moist adventure.” Mmmmmmm... moist... “it takes place in a dark time for mankind... when madness and ignorance ruled...”. “And you’ll be all getting free hats! “Oh! Watch Queue Queue “I’ve brought my toy wood lump.” said a Bart in that era. “Oooooh! Lisa tells about the Mayflower’s journey to America, where Marge and her kids are Pilgrims and they are joined by a knave named Homer who joins their family to escape the authorities. “Oooooh! “Good times...”. Except Oscar who pointed his dolphin plushie Dolpha at him. “I say we should use this time to tell a story. Yeeoooow!” Oscar whipped Marge. Our morning announcements as follows... first of all in order to save water for our cargo, you will no longer be given any drinking water...” said Bligh. “Why on the Lord’s Earth would there be police or even drunk in charge of a vessel laws in the 1620??”. What’s taking them so long? They came to three door ways in a corridor. “Stand aside! “No! (SINGING) The Simpsons (TIRES SCREECHING) D'oh! “Look! The Wettest stories ever told The Simpsons bored in a restaurant waiting for their food tell three stories about sailing and boats etc. “You’re awwwwwws are cheap...” said Selma. Lisa tells about the Mayflower’s journey to America, where Marge and her kids are Pilgrims and they are joined by a knave named Homer who joins their family to escape the authorities. “I really wish you wouldn’t say troubling...” he groaned, but then because he said troubling he farted again. “Well actually my friends just call me Marge. Um I thought the bible frowned on gluttony... “Well Chief Wig um. “And you’ve got the elderly Jewish couple making the first trip to Israel.” said Marge as we pan over to the Crazy old Jewish man and a Jewish lady who speaks Yiddish sounding nonsense who apparently his wife. “Dolpha boogers!” Oscar as a crew member squealed while picking a dolphin’s blowhole for snot and boogers. “Fine..... Hugo you do my line...” said Bart. “You don’t sound like you’ve been on a boat in your entire life!” said Bligh. “Arrrrrr! They zapped with electricity. Dumb ass... “Well, those are some beautiful mermaids!” said Bart. Their meals are taking a long time. Everyone sighed with relief that there was no horrible disease on the cruise liner with them, just Disco Stu talking about disco as usual. “Why thee little!” Homer as Gerald Eustace Drinksalot as he Strangled Bart. The turtle went under water. 1 Plot 2 Plot 2 3 Plot 3 4 Plot 4 The couch gag is two hands assembling a puzzle of the Simpsons sat on the couch. !” Homer groaned. “Okay who else has a story?” Marge asked. He swam under the wall and out the other side and tied off the rope. He was confused suddenly as he was only selfishly praying for his own life. The next morning Bart and Milhouse went to see the giant stone heads again when Oscar had to be funny... “Oscar what are you eating?” Bart asked as a Oscar was eating a brown hollow egg... “Because it’s Easter Island...” said Oscar eating an Easter egg. “I’ll sail...” Moe sighed. Maybe this is what happens on the last day.” said Kerney. On the other side of the vent they came to a pool of water. I’m only one man!”, “You’ll sing or you’ll mutiny!” Bligh demanded. “What a fascinating cross section of humanity!” said Marge as a band member. “Excellent idea Oscar!” said Lisa. While waiting for the dinner at the Frying Dutchman, the family starts telling three stories about ships: "Journey on the Mayflower", "Mutiny on the Bounty", and "The Neptune Adventure". “Ahem.” Agnes left so Chalmers could speak with Skinner I mean Blight. Starting with this stupid wheel.” Bart ripped out the ship’s wheel. The ship’s upside down and hundreds of people are dead!” Marge nagged. A man has needs!” Homer as Gerald Drinksalot whined. The burning of the irony! Your mother and Admiral Chalmers have embarked on our vessel! Smithers! “People our Captain has some troubling news.” said Disco Stu. “Our escape is certain! “Sin., sin, sin!” People were chanting and chugging back beer. Ten nine eight...” Homer counted down. If I don’t act soon, they’ll soon be exchanging pleasantries!” said Moe. “But first someone fetch me a turkey, for I am hungry!” said Jeremiah. I’m starved!” Bart whined. “Homer! Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. Knocking some into the sea. We pan over to Martin’s decapitated head!! With Dan Castellaneta, Julie Kavner, Nancy Cartwright, Yeardley Smith. !” Marge gasped. Oh we have!” said Oscar. Gently down the streeeeam!” The mad captain sung. Someone just needs to swim in this water, take a rope with them and tie it to the girders on the other side!” said Lisa. I spent all night reading these survival manuals because as a lonely single woman I have nothing better to do...”. Homer was um sleeping or praying in the barrel. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Because in the 1970s everyone magically could grow an Afro regardless of genetics. He enjoyed it and gulped it down. “Homer no! “Mmmmhmmm.” Oscar shook his head. She’s gonna marry him!” Gerald whined. “I’m warning ya Captain. “Um maybe not so loveable...” said Marge. “Sit! !” Homer cheered. Hehehehe.” Skinner laughed not taking his warning seriously. “So which way do we go now in this god de flippety ship? Paper towels!” said Marge in canon! What a time to be holding this pot of boiling soup!” said Luigi the Italian chef as he held a pot of boiling soup that splashed everywhere. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. “Perhaps you’d make a great father!” said Marge. Our boat is upside down!” said Homer being stupid. Bart grunted and clonked himself with his lump of wood. Then he swam back, past the dead sharks but ate some chicken along the way because he needed the energy. “What are you gonna do to us later on? “Thanks buddy!” Bart hugged him. With the children hard at work again. It is 1620 AD and the Puritans in their dorky buckled hats are leaving England for America. said Homer before dying because he could not live without alcohol. I made a poem!” Ned greeted the man in a stupid rhyme way. “Willy Stargell!” said Barney for some reason. Except me! Roughhousing?! Inside a cruise liner there is a party and disco. “What ya gonna do? “The year was 1620.” Marge set the scene of the first story. “Whipped cream chief?” asked Ned. Find all the best video clips for "The Wettest Stories Ever Told - The Simpsons [S17E18]" at yarn.co. 18 The Wettest Stories Ever Told When the Simpsons' plans for a nice family outing at the Frying Dutchman turn into a dining disaster (due to an uncooperative octopus armed with knives), the family tries to salvage the night by telling three nautically themed stories. "The Wettest Stories Ever Told" is the eighteenth episode of The Simpsons’ seventeenth season. Ooooooh! Bart’s stories are always awesome!” said Oscar. The Bounty sailed away. Keep track of everything you watch; tell your friends. Also he had hair spray in to hold his style in place so we don’t get aroused by Sexy Mel’s hair do. Going out with a sight gag... ooooooh!” Krusty died. It is England in 1789 at a dock. We cut to the kitchen where the chef has got himself into a knife fight with an octopus after it grabbed one of the knives with its tentacles. “Yeah and I’m Chevy Chase and you’re not.” said Carl. “Dolpha!” Oscar as a crew member squealed while drawing from his holster, not a flintlock pistol but a dolphin plushie from the Sea Life centre. “Shouldn’t you play the game properly Oscar...” Lisa sighed. Not on my watch you hack! “Well Marge, since everything else is out of bounds, how about a little bible thumping in the crow’s nest?” Gerald asked Marge. His hair was set on fire and he ran around screaming. Bart and Milhouse somehow sailed or swam on their own to the nearby Polynesian island of Easter Island and looked at the giant heads. “Oh I don’t know what pains me more! (Gulping down sea water.). “And oh dear, there’s the vengeful former band members over there...” said Marge. 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